toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
The King of Videobombs.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
NARRY IS THE BEST BECAUSE NIALL IS MORE MASCULINE AND HARRY IS MORE FEMININE BUT HARRY IS BIGGER AND NIALL IS SMALLER BUT NIALL IS OLDER AND HARRY IS YOUNGER BUT NIALL IS BLONDE AND HARRY IS BRUNETTE BUT HARRY IS ENGLISH AND NIALL IS IRISH BUT NIALL HAS BLUE EYES AND HARRY HAS GREEN EYES AND NIALL WEARS SUPRAS AND HARRY WEARS LOAFERS AND HARRY’S HIGH MAINTENANCE AND NIALL’S LOW MAINTENANCE I JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS !!!! MY EMOTIONS !!!!
“he has this great smile, kind of playful and a bit cheeky. It’s very difficult to describe”.
Barcelona 22/05/2013 x
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”